Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Rambo Review



tldr: it was a blast, action packed and shitty dialogue, though there were some awesome one-liners. If you recall the stats from the previous post, you have to agree after seeing this film that it was overkill to the max. The sniper shots were explosive and village attacks brutal. Here were some of my friends' favorite quotes:

"Get back to the boat boat-man"

"When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing"


Thanks Stallone for bringing back some much needed carnage in my otherwise mundane life.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Rambo!

Rambo IV coming up this friday and damn has it been a long time since Stallone has been in anything (ok since before Rocky Balboa). You could say he's past his prime, a has-been, all washed up, and that this movie will be just for shit and giggles due to all the carnage. You might be damn right! but in all seriousness and respect to his career I know I'm gonna enjoy it. To hype everyone up, let's see some clips of how Rambo was in the past leading to this current "dressed" iteration now.

Rambo First Blood Part II


The movie that everyone remembers wherein Rambo was Rambo and not a copkiller.


Clips from Rambo IV








As you can see, there's a pretty big jump in asskicking, but just how much more gung-ho gratuity is there? Well a friend of mine found this newspaper clipping by a Prof. John Mueller who actually analyzed all 4 movies. 3 Kills per min? LOL. Check out Rambo's stats and new movie this friday.


Chuck is back


2 New eps tonite!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I So Serious

Heath Ledger you will be remembered. Brokeback and a Knight's Tale were ok, but I know your Joker will be etched into my geek soul.

Monday, January 21, 2008

The Trial of Colonel Sweeto

This is some old news but if you consider yourself a logical and sensible human being you will go out and buy this book. Amazon works too, just get your hands on this book. If you're still clueless as to what I'm talking about, this is a collection of most of the current Perry Bible Fellowship comic strips. There I said it, now rip open your wallet.



Description.
Hardcover, 96 Pages, with a red ribbon bookmark. Fits in a purse or backpack. Features archived comics, as well as brand new comics.
Foreword by Jim Woodring.


Scott McCloud (Understanding Comics)
PBF is hilarious and fucked-up in a very sublime way.



Mark Millar (The Ultimate X-Men)
I've been reading this guy since his first strip in The Guardian and he's the best new cartoonist since Bill Watterson. This is the reason paper was invented. Give him your money now.

Stan Lee Tribute

So Gallery 1988 recently had an exhibition on pieces that tribute Stan Lee. Pretty good and interesting stuff here that run the gamut of styles of 1960s poster ads to plush toys. Excelsior!

Take a look see.

Cloverfield review




So how was subject Cloverfield? I actually enjoyed it! On the other hand I know that many others didn't find it favorable. I realize alot of people did not favor the shaky hand-cam, first person approach to this giant monster movie since it only showed you just mere glimpses of the monster and the events, thus limiting our scope of knowledge and visual clarification of wtf is going on. The fact that the movie did not end on a good note wasn't also a total crowd pleaser as well. I came into the movie expecting such storytelling in this fashion that I wasn't shocked when it actually became reality. This is because we have JJ Abrams at the helm, and if you don't know about JJ and his penchant for mysteries such as on TV series Lost, you'd better inform yourself. If you'd like a more thorough review, this one from joblo.com pretty much sums up what I thought as well. It was refreshing to get a monster movie not done in the typical omniscient view wherein you can usually see or guess what's gonna happen next. Well granted there were many hints to what would happen soon in the movie, but forcing the viewer through a hand-cam view made it feel like a much more personal experience ala Blair Witch style. Well I won't bore with any more details but if anyone has been hankering for more answers and clarification, check out this nice FAQ from imdb. If you've been wondering did they really nuke Manhattan, what the hell was that thing that fell into the ocean towards the end, or what did they say at the end of the credits: you'll find it all explained here. There's also alot of viral marketing effort that ties in with the movie sort of mentioned on that faq. Heck, JJ has even created a manga tie-in, though I can't understand and you gotta find elsewhere if there's a link with the bullied boy and the monster.





ps: if you still think Cloverfield sucks or got motion sickness, at least you gotta agree on the fine ladies.

Keyboards, transform and roll out!

Optimus Maximus. more later

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

I AM YOUR BROTHER, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER

omfg, I wouldn't normally post this frequently but....hilarious and heartwarming performance by Renaldo on tonight's American Idol. Even had the full pimp get-up! Renaldo, you're an inspiration to filipinos everywhere. May our passion to karaoke and belt out tunes never fade. And to Simon, you are indeed one of heaven's chosen.


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

In the Name of the Lulz




1. Couldn't hear Jason Statam talk half the time.
2. Warlock clothes and the rest of the cast need better work on wardrobe
3. Nonsense shots and sequences
4. Ninjas
5. Cirque Du Soleil Forest people
6. Enemies (Groks) that hilariously bash the nearest befallen soldier
7. Enemies that need better costumes
8. Multi-ethnic army
9. More Ninjas
10. More nonsense bashing
11. LOTR shots/fx mimicking.
12. WTF cast
13. Farmer name

What's on the Tube

New Seasons & New Shows

No Reservations: didn't catch the premiere ep but I trust that when I catch a rerun Anthony Bourdain subjugates all with the same wit and rhetoric that makes the show great.


Sarah Connor Chronicles: didn't watch pilot nor premiere yet I'm still not sure on a tv series. I've heard the first ep somewhat overrides T3.

American Idol: lol whats up with all the Star Wars fanatics and jokes DUR! I don't know how much they pay these actors, but hell I'd do it for free. "Give my love to the wookie"


Shows to watch: Feasty Boys, Cash & Treasures


Forever Young!

Grimlock

TBD

Friday, January 4, 2008

American gladiators lol

lol soon

Contestants ready?
Gladiators ready?
Is America ready?????

more after the jump









Pros-
Actors!
Brought back alot of the old events
Total laughfest

Cons-
Actors!
I'm too conceited to thoroughly enjoy it


Not too bad, the eliminator should be 4x as long as be the only event.

wtf is up with the co-branding, Scooby Doo and DirectTV?

TFORMERS ANIMATED !!

review on premiere

AVPR review

soon!

so wat you guys up to?

thanks again