Rambo Review

tldr: it was a blast, action packed and shitty dialogue, though there were some awesome one-liners. If you recall the stats from the previous post, you have to agree after seeing this film that it was overkill to the max. The sniper shots were explosive and village attacks brutal. Here were some of my friends' favorite quotes:

"Get back to the boat boat-man"

"When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing"

Thanks Stallone for bringing back some much needed carnage in my otherwise mundane life.

Rambo!

Rambo IV coming up this friday and damn has it been a long time since Stallone has been in anything (ok since before Rocky Balboa). You could say he's past his prime, a has-been, all washed up, and that this movie will be just for shit and giggles due to all the carnage. You might be damn right! but in all seriousness and respect to his career I know I'm gonna enjoy it. To hype everyone up, let's see some clips of how Rambo was in the past leading to this current "dressed" iteration now.

Rambo First Blood Part II


The movie that everyone remembers wherein Rambo was Rambo and not a copkiller.


Clips from Rambo IV







As you can see, there's a pretty big jump in asskicking, but just how much more gung-ho gratuity is there? Well a friend of mine found this newspaper clipping by a Prof. John Mueller who actually analyzed all 4 movies. 3 Kills per min? LOL. Check out Rambo's stats and new movie this friday.